Study: Growing Number of Americans Need To Shut the Fuck Up About Protein
DENVER — A new study released by The Reticence Foundation found that growing numbers of Americans need to shut the…
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Help! My MAGA Relatives Are So Red Pilled They Think I like the Democrats
It’s hardly controversial to suggest that MAGA has wreaked havoc on American families. The Clown from Queens and his propaganda…
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Libertarian Teen Enjoys Freedom From Friendships
ORLAND PARK, Ill. — Local 17-year-old Nick Stultus espoused his libertarian philosophies in every social interaction, even if doing so…
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Punk Sleep Study Confirms You Aren’t Drunk Enough
CHICAGO — A new sleep study released today by DIY Labs confirmed that your current level of inebriation is woefully…
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