C-SPAN Spices Up Coverage With Congressional Kiss Cam
WASHINGTON — C-SPAN unveiled an effort to spice up their political coverage today by introducing a kiss cam during live…
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Bandmates Makes Pact If They’re Still Alive at 27 They’ll Kill Each Other
TACOMA, Wash. — Members of punk band The Shitbutts renewed their commitment to joining the 27 Club with a pact…
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Apple Introduces Single-Use ‘iPhone Loosie’
CUPERTINO, Calif. — Apple CEO Tim Cook unveiled the next generation iPhone today, a new disposable single-use iPhone Loosie, sources…
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Trump Awarded Hormel Peace Prize
AUSTIN, MN — The Hormel Corporation has announced today it will be awarding its coveted Hormel Peace Prize to President…
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Memorial Bench Fucked On
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — A stroll in the park took a salacious turn today after one passerby witnessed a couple fucking…
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Goth Wandering Around During Daytime Must Have Rabies
SAN DIEGO — Bystanders were reportedly concerned after a wayward goth wandering around during the daytime triggered speculation that they…
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Grandpa’s “Walked Uphill Both Ways” Anecdote Not Landing With School Shooting Survivor
BOISE, Idaho — One grandpa's harrowing tale of “walking to school uphill both ways” failed to land with his 15-year-old…
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Taylor Swift Announces 151 Date, 5 Continent Wedding
NASHVILLE — Pop megastar Taylor Swift announced her upcoming wedding tour will be a sprawling 151-date, 5-continent celebration and will…
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Travis Kelce Dies After Taylor Swift Leaves Him in Sweltering Hot Private Jet
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was found dead today after his fiancée Taylor Swift…
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Good Samaritan Zips Up Stranger’s Fly for Him
NASHVILLE — Local good samaritan Marvin Bell reportedly made bystanders uncomfortable today after he zipped up a stranger’s fly for…
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