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August 27, 2025

NASHVILLE — Pop megastar Taylor Swift announced her upcoming wedding tour will be a sprawling 151-date, 5-continent celebration and will…

August 26, 2025

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was found dead today after his fiancée Taylor Swift…

July 18, 2025

NASHVILLE — Local good samaritan Marvin Bell reportedly made bystanders uncomfortable today after he zipped up a stranger’s fly for…

July 13, 2025

WASHINGTON — Vice President JD Vance was reportedly left sitting on the curb for several hours today after President Trump…

July 11, 2025

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Second Amendment enthusiast Greg Browner reportedly sprang into action today after the advice “only a good guy…

July 6, 2025

WASHINGTON — Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today declared his plans to live for eternity after stuffing his…

July 6, 2025

There are a few rules I live my life by: a balanced diet is a slice of pizza in each…

July 4, 2025

Ah, the Fourth of July: the day we celebrate George Washington conquering thousands of commies back in biblical times to…

June 29, 2025

WASHINGTON — ICE unveiled a new recruitment ad today that was just Saliva's “Click, Click, Boom” playing at an insanely…

June 27, 2025

WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…