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October 24, 2017

KATONAH, N.Y. — Local pop-punk band Infinite Abyss is running dangerously low on copies of their debut record Lowest Plateau,…

September 23, 2017

PORTLAND — Indie-rock band the Shins confirmed this morning that they have been patiently awaiting the production of Zach Braff’s…

September 2, 2017

This summer I quit my job and moved to New York City. I love comedy and wanted to get out…

August 31, 2017

LOS ANGELES — A leaked script of the just announced The Lord Of The Flies reboot revealed that, despite starring…

June 4, 2017

BOSTON — MIT janitor Will Chase is allegedly brilliant at mathcore, according to university staff members who caught him secretly…