What Almost Talking to a Poor Taught Me About Rent Control
The other day, I was leaving my CBD goat yoga class when my peace was momentarily disrupted by a member…
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Report: This Machine Avoids Eye Contact with Fascists
DAVIS, Calif. — Guitarist of Native Weeds, lifelong fan of Woody Guthrie, and avowed anti-fascist Benjamin Spelling showed his displeasure…
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We Talked to 5 Hispanic-Looking People to Ask About the Whole Morrissey Thing But Lost Our Nerve Each Time
Stephen Patrick Morrissey has touched thousands of fans, figuratively speaking. Vegans love him. Your one friend who still wears Members…
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Anti-Poser CAPTCHA Asks User to Click ‘Every Real Punk Band’
SANTA CLARA, Calif. — Local PacSun employee Patrick “Pat” Graham could not solve a captcha test Tuesday afternoon that asked…
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