LAS VEGAS — A soon-to-be wed pair of New Jersey tourists were crestfallen to discover the Elvis impersonator officiating their…
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NEW YORK CITY — Confusion hit the streets of Manhattan today when the onlookers of a city-sanctioned Asexual Pride Parade…
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Touring Australian egg-punk band PENCIL PILE were heard to be dropping major hints that they’d like…
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POCATELLO, Idaho — The boyfriend of long-suffering woman Talia Lefferts reportedly took it upon himself to point out that a…
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Local concert venue marquee-setter Kenan Vollick was overheard fretting about the possibility of the bands King Gizzard…
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local anxiety-sufferer Eno Patrice upped his attempt at his daily mental health walk to a mental health…
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WILLOW WIND HOLLOW — The animal population of a wooded glen was less than surprised when their mayoral election results…
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MUNCIE, Ind. — Local 29-year-old Reema Cordero was alarmed to find that her recently official new boyfriend has a sex…
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MACON, Ga. — Local doormat Howard Logue showcased his clear lack of self-confidence by singing only the background vocals of…
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WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — Disturbed onlookers rolled their eyes as local bozo Sturgill Lacey clearly envisioned himself in an opening…
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