JD Lowe, Author at HARDTIMES

June 24, 2020

KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…

March 17, 2020

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference today explaining in detail the health risks…

March 16, 2020

KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Employees at a local marketing agency have confirmed that IT support technician Sye Monteleone was given his…

January 14, 2020

COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — Parents Pat and Misty Santohir reportedly told friends that, while they did not regret having their…

November 25, 2019

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A calibration error led to the devastating meltdown of a local Power of Friendship Reactor this morning…

November 6, 2019

AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Scott Landis’s languish was felt throughout the apartment upon his discovery that his PlayStation 2…

May 30, 2019

CHICAGO — Jackbox Games revealed that “Just Draw a Penis” will be one of five new games that will be…