Barber Thinks You’re a Fucking Loser- Guest Column by Social Anxiety
Look at you, so brave getting a haircut from a real barber! What a self-care win for you! Let’s just…
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Ellie Fitzpatrick
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Local Man Unaware He Is Vulnerable Teenager’s Father Figure
DETROIT — Troubled teen Liam Coogan, 15, reportedly latched onto clueless middle-aged scene regular Craig Thompson as a father figure,…
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How To Make It Clear I’m Wearing a Blazer With Jeans in a Post-Punk Way Not a 2012 Business Casual Way
When I put on my outfit this morning, I really thought I looked fantastic. Black skinny jeans, Chelsea boots, button-down…
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