Carson Kile, Author at HARDTIMES

December 29, 2025

CHICAGO — Local hardcore outfit Deep Cuts listed Hawaiian Gut Punch, another band with the exact same members, as a…

December 27, 2025

SAN DIEGO — A local venue uncovered a sting operation within their premises when a plainsclothes police officer blew his…

December 23, 2025

CLEVELAND — The jumbotron at a local Weezer concert exposed an important tech CEO for being completely alone without a…

November 17, 2024

PHILADELPHIA — Local guitarist Diego Luna of the punk outfit The Nutchests reported suffering from a recurring nightmare where the…

November 10, 2024

CLARKSVILLE, Tenn. — Archaeologists reportedly uncovered ancient cave paintings that depict the very first telling of the Marilyn Manson rib…

October 17, 2024

LOS ANGELES — An astounding display of skill and expertise was observed today as local punk sommelier Evan Weaver correctly…

October 16, 2024

CHICAGO — A local jam session reportedly went so awry that for the first time in millennia, none of the…

October 6, 2024

Everybody loves a good underdog story, so I thought I’d share mine here. My whole childhood I had teachers tell…

September 29, 2024

You knew this was going to happen. You saw the signs, you were aware of the risks. You found the…

August 24, 2024

VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Legendary music journalist Nardwuar was gently but sternly escorted out of a gentlemen's club last night…