Lucky Bastard: Quincy Jones Dies Before Having to Deal With Election Day
Legendary musician, producer, and seemingly the luckiest son of a bitch around, Quincy Jones died at his home in Bel…
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J.D. Vance Assures Rogan Listeners He’s Just a Normal Guy Bankrolled By Multiple Vindictive Billionaires Like Everyone Else He Grew Up With In His Rust Belt Town
AUSTIN, Texas — J.D. Vance sat down for a three-hour interview with popular podcaster Joe Rogan to let potential voters…
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Davey Havok Overheard Screaming “Do You Know Who I Am?” After Being Kicked Off Haunted Hayride
LOS ANGELES — Legendary AFI frontman Davey Havok was overheard screaming “Do you know who I am?” at Harold’s Haunted…
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Project 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For All
WASHINGTON — The minds behind the much-reviled Project 2025 announced new plans to capture ecological superhero Captain Planet and his…
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Biden Sends Netanyahu Birthday Card With $5 Bill, Additional $1 Billion Arms Shipment
WASHINGTON — President Biden sent his longtime friend Benjamin Netanyahu a thoughtful handwritten birthday card with a crisp $5 fresh…
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White Friend That Went to Mexico for Three Days Suddenly Pronouncing “Taco” Differently
TAUNTON, Mass. — Local man Patrick Kelly surprised friends and family with his supposed “authentic” pronunciation of common Mexican foods…
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Chappell Roan Criticized For Not Using Platform to Single-Handedly End Conflict in Middle East
LOS ANGELES — Pop megastar Chappell Roan is facing backlash across the internet for her perceived unwillingness to use her…
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