Roid Rage? The Guy I Ran Over in the Gym Parking Lot Keeps Screaming
Physical fitness has always been one of my top priorities. I make sure I do at least 10 push-ups and…
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Bill Conway
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Trump Renews Allegations of Voter Fraud After Being Denied Thrasher’s “Skater of the Year”
WASHINGTON — President Trump is reportedly instructing the Justice Department to look into instances of voter fraud at Thrasher Magazine…
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RFK Jr. Proposes Ban on Medication That Prevents Psychobilly Freakouts
WASHINGTON — Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once again caused confusion in the scientific community after…
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ICE Agent Wakes Up in Cold Sweat From Recurring Nightmare Where Migrant Worker Puts in Hard Days Work, Minds Own Business, and Does Best To Take Care of Family
RALEIGH, N.C. — Federal Immigration Officer Ronny Pimmental once again woke up in terror after experiencing a recurring nightmare of…
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New Spotify Wrapped Feature Shows How Much of Your Money Went to Funding AI Warfare Technology
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Spotify released its popular annual year-end “Wrapped” feature which gives users a snapshot of their music and…
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Jay-Z Quietly Pays Luigi Mangione’s Court Fees to Express Gratitude for Dominating Media Attention
NEW YORK — Hip hop mogul Jay-Z discreetly paid off Luigi Mangione's early court costs as a sign of appreciation…
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Altoona McDonald’s 1-Star Reviews Shift From Complaints About Food to Complaints About Employees Being Class Traitors
ALTOONA, Pa. — A wave of 1-star Google reviews flooded a local McDonald's location after an employee ratted out the…
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JNCO Stock Prices Plummet Following Sick New World Cancelation Announcement
LOS ANGELES — Popular clothing manufacturer JNCO announced a steep drop in their stock price following the sudden announcement that…
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J.D. Vance Makes History as the First Openly “Extremely Unsettling to Be Around” Vice President
WASHINGTON — Vice President-elect J.D. Vance made history earlier this week when he became the first person to hold the…
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Trump Makes Final Appeal to Voters “If You Don’t Vote For Me I’ll Fucking Kill You”
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Trump made a last-minute appeal to all potential voters with a simple message:…
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