Bryant Smith
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POMPANO BEACH, Fla. — The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled today that a Sublime sticker on the back of…
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The Hard Times Staff
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Aries (March 21 - April 19) Aries, you can expect a much-needed break this week, when a months-long argument over…
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Eric Navarro
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As the singer and frontman for a moderately successful local pop punk band I’d like to dispel the damaging rumors…
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M.J. Amory
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BALDWIN, N.Y. — Eric Goldstein’s bar mitzvah celebration on Saturday was ruined by his older cousin Chris Meyers, who crowd-killed…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…
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Eric Navarro
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Comrades, the time is nigh! In socialist circles everywhere (mainly Twitter and Reddit) there have been whispers of the final…
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Krissy Howard
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MORGANTOWN, W. Va. — Local woman Elle Bautista politely feigned interest moments ago after brunch date Cris Zahn revealed that…
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Justin Cox
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NEW YORK — Renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson publicly challenged the science behind the name of rock band 30 Seconds…
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Mark Roebuck
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WITCHITA, Kan. — Following a recent move, Clark Markson has reportedly grown perplexed at the several dozen HDMI cords he…
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Dave Cross
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SEATTLE — A time traveler from 1994 has awoken to a world altered by 24 years of technological, social, and…
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