Chris Jones
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HOUSTON — Scientists at NASA monitoring the Perseverance Rover made a startling discovery today when it sent back photos of…
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Ken Taro
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DALLAS — Local sleep paralysis demon and archetypical projection of humanity’s deepest fears, Edgar, was frightened away from a routine…
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Cory Cousins
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INDIANAPOLIS — Tempers flared earlier this week as members of recently broken-up metal band, Corpse Wax, quarreled over possession of…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Father Damien Karras was elated to hear during a recent conversation with the demon Pazuzu that his recently…
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Rose Vineshank
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BALTIMORE — Quarantined family man Arti Hagelstein succumbed today to both boredom and the exotic allure of Thelkkphegorg, the sleep…
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Edgar Towner
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TOKYO — The annual budget of Shippai Preparatory Academy has been reduced due to the school’s failure to adequately prepare…
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Dan Kozuh
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SHREVEPORT, La. — Metal singer/songwriter Jake Reid strayed from his usual topics of drinking and fighting in his latest work,…
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