1.0The Hard Timeshttps://thehardtimes.netJordan Liffengrenhttps://thehardtimes.net/author/jordan-liffengren/rich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="SZnGZU8ywV"><a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/really-the-ghost-of-christmas-past-had-to-bring-up-that-time-i-sharted/">Really? The Ghost Of Christmas Past Had To Bring Up That Time I Sharted</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://thehardtimes.net/music/really-the-ghost-of-christmas-past-had-to-bring-up-that-time-i-sharted/embed/#?secret=SZnGZU8ywV" width="600" height="338" title="“Really? The Ghost Of Christmas Past Had To Bring Up That Time I Sharted” — The Hard Times" data-secret="SZnGZU8ywV" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript"> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(c,d){"use strict";var e=!1,o=!1;if(d.querySelector)if(c.addEventListener)e=!0;if(c.wp=c.wp||{},c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage);else if(c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if(!t);else if(!(t.secret||t.message||t.value));else if(/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret));else{for(var r,s,a,i=d.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),n=d.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),l=0;l<n.length;l++)n[l].style.display="none";for(l=0;l<i.length;l++)if(r=i[l],e.source!==r.contentWindow);else{if(r.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message){if(1e3<(s=parseInt(t.value,10)))s=1e3;else if(~~s<200)s=200;r.height=s}if("link"===t.message)if(s=d.createElement("a"),a=d.createElement("a"),s.href=r.getAttribute("src"),a.href=t.value,!o.test(a.protocol));else if(a.host===s.host)if(d.activeElement===r)c.top.location.href=t.value}}},e)c.addEventListener("message",c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),d.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",t,!1),c.addEventListener("load",t,!1);function t(){if(o);else{o=!0;for(var e,t,r,s=-1!==navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 10"),a=!!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv:11\./),i=d.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),n=0;n<i.length;n++){if(!(r=(t=i[n]).getAttribute("data-secret")))r=Math.random().toString(36).substr(2,10),t.src+="#?secret="+r,t.setAttribute("data-secret",r);if(s||a)(e=t.cloneNode(!0)).removeAttribute("security"),t.parentNode.replaceChild(e,t);t.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:r},"*")}}}}(window,document); </script> https://thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/0-1-12.jpg1200630I know I can be a jerk sometimes, but there was absolutely no reason that the Ghost of Christmas Past had to bother me in the middle of the night, on Christmas Eve no less, just to bring up that time that I sharted.