1.0The Hard Timeshttps://thehardtimes.netEric Navarrohttps://thehardtimes.net/author/eric-navarro/rich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="DXjDOAlcp9"><a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-blew-weed-smoke-in-this-spiders-face-and-the-next-web-she-wove-was-a-pulp-fiction-poster/">We Blew Weed Smoke in This Spider’s Face and the Next Web She Wove Was a Pulp Fiction Poster</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-blew-weed-smoke-in-this-spiders-face-and-the-next-web-she-wove-was-a-pulp-fiction-poster/embed/#?secret=DXjDOAlcp9" width="600" height="338" title="“We Blew Weed Smoke in This Spider’s Face and the Next Web She Wove Was a Pulp Fiction Poster” — The Hard Times" data-secret="DXjDOAlcp9" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript"> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(c,d){"use strict";var e=!1,o=!1;if(d.querySelector)if(c.addEventListener)e=!0;if(c.wp=c.wp||{},c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage);else if(c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if(!t);else if(!(t.secret||t.message||t.value));else if(/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret));else{for(var r,s,a,i=d.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),n=d.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),l=0;l<n.length;l++)n[l].style.display="none";for(l=0;l<i.length;l++)if(r=i[l],e.source!==r.contentWindow);else{if(r.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message){if(1e3<(s=parseInt(t.value,10)))s=1e3;else if(~~s<200)s=200;r.height=s}if("link"===t.message)if(s=d.createElement("a"),a=d.createElement("a"),s.href=r.getAttribute("src"),a.href=t.value,!o.test(a.protocol));else if(a.host===s.host)if(d.activeElement===r)c.top.location.href=t.value}}},e)c.addEventListener("message",c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),d.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",t,!1),c.addEventListener("load",t,!1);function t(){if(o);else{o=!0;for(var e,t,r,s=-1!==navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 10"),a=!!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv:11\./),i=d.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),n=0;n<i.length;n++){if(!(r=(t=i[n]).getAttribute("data-secret")))r=Math.random().toString(36).substr(2,10),t.src+="#?secret="+r,t.setAttribute("data-secret",r);if(s||a)(e=t.cloneNode(!0)).removeAttribute("security"),t.parentNode.replaceChild(e,t);t.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:r},"*")}}}}(window,document); </script> https://thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/shutterstock_547180420-1.jpg1200630Dude, we got this new strain of weed from Maryland called “Bong Hit Transplant” and it will melt your face. Anyway, me and my friends were in the circle passing the bowl around as usual when Lauren saw this gnarly looking giant spider about to make a web. That’s when Rachel had the sick idea that we should not be hanging around near huge spiders but that’s when I had the even sicker idea that we should share some of this ganja with our eight-legged friend. So I blew my next cloud right in that spider’s face before forgetting all about it and going inside to fall asleep to a Revolutionary War documentary. But when I awoke, I was shocked to see that the spider had finished weaving her web, which was an exact replica of the “Pulp Fiction” poster I had in my college dorm.