If California is so progressive, why haven’t they updated their state song in nearly three-quarters of a century? The current anthem, “I Love You, California”…
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WABASH, Ind. — Guests of a recent keg party almost had their good time ruined after avowed musical theater freak Andy “Pipes” Schiller showed up…
Humanity has always feared the unknown, and in our hubris, we like to think that every creature on earth has already been discovered. Why then…
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SALEM, Ore. — Local punk Trent Jackson planned to attend the state fair “ironically” this weekend, making it the seventh year in a row he’s…
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Ah, the 2000s. A simpler time, when a thousand weird mp3 blogs all named “Melted Acetate Owl” or something were a thing. Climate change and…
Fox News hosted the first Republican presidential primary last night where eight of the worst people you could ever meet took the stage to prove…
I wait tables at a French bistro in the Lower East Side of Manhattan. We’ve got a Michelin star, a killer take on steak-frites, and…
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