Sonic Temple Art + Music Festival — Audience members in SiriusXM Comedy’s Spoken Word Tent were intrigued by what they assumed was a new Black Flag…
PITTSBURGH — A local punk house is gearing up for its fourth consecutive year of flu season, now plaguing residents for the equivalent of one…
NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during a 2017 tantric session with…
UNDISCLOSED — A secret job opening for an entry level position in the Illuminati posted today requires a minimum of 3-5 years prior experience working…
DURHAM, N.C. — Local father Bob Taggart spent all of last night’s show at the Steel Cup Lounge speaking with promoter Steve “Froggy” Fordham, delving…
RENO, Nev. — Local man and former alcoholic Richard McCann allegedly considers himself “totally sober” now, after switching the focus of his addiction from alcohol…
Dear Scabby: It’s only a couple weeks into the new year and I’m already ready to give up on my resolutions, how do you stay…
I for one am FED UP with fake SJW hypocrites who CLAIM to speak up for the little guy and still use borderline HATE SPEECH.…
NEW YORK — Local pop-punk trio Whether Feathers repeatedly asked the producer of their upcoming EP to make the guitar, bass, drums, and vocals louder…
Some of you know me as the guy from the viral mugshot photo that features my insane smile encircled by a thick ring of gold…
VINELAND, N.J. — Amateur musician Ted Kuraczewski pulled into a Guitar Center parking lot Saturday morning to scout and hire day laborers to help complete…
LOS ANGELES — Punk rock pioneer Henry Rollins shook up the music scene once again last week by releasing what he has dubbed a “sung…
BRISTOL, Va. — The Eyeballs frontman Mike D’Ontario reportedly asked the opening act at a local show last night if he could borrow their setlist…














