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Friedrich Nietzsche once said that “Without music, life would be a mistake.” Reportedly, he uttered that famous quote years before he could see your Spotify…
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Look, I know that most of you only clicked on this ranking for the tits, it’s why I decided to write the dang thing. But…
Hidden tracks, the post-credits scene of the album world, have been around for a while and are sometimes used to hide tracks that didn’t quite…
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Since every single piece on Foo Fighters must legally include at least one Nirvana mention, why not start this album ranking piece by doing such…
5 Times Characters From “Full House” Made Inappropriate Remarks About the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster
If you’re like me, you fondly remember the ‘80s sitcom “Full House” as a heartwarming comedy about a gay throuple trying to raise three girls…
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Meet Julie (she/her). While Julie has always known she was straight and never had to go through the lonely, frightening process of coming to terms…
Our dearly beloved Rick Moranis was known for a ton of quality material. He was a nerd inventor in “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids,” a…