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Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal of baby eating devil worshipers…
Okay, that’s just about enough! Listen, you need to have some more respect for tradition and the way things are done around here. This is…
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As parents, we have to make sacrifices all the time. Any parent will tell you this. You can miss your kid’s first steps because you’re…
Misinformation may be the single biggest threat to our democracy and unquestionably to blame for the growing divide in this country. But you know what?…
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All day long I hear people whining about supporting the troops. I can’t even go to an event like a Blue Angels airshow or a…
Oh, hey there. This is a pretty cool party, right? I couldn’t help overhear a conversation you were having earlier when you said that you…
Hey, everybody? It’s me, Green Squadron Leader. I know we have a lot going on right now and this whole Death Star thing is at…
As a modern woman, I don’t adhere to the patriarchal system that positions men as the dominant gender just because of their testosterone-fueled aggression. Humans…
Opinion: Religion Is Made Up Bullshit That Only An INFJ, Sagittarius, Enneagram Type 4 Would Believe
Can you believe it? It’s 2022 and there are still people who think religion is legit. Well, not everyone. Some of us know that it’s…