Twitter is buzzing about a lot of things right now, but none of them are the tweets by Kurt Williams, who is just now starting…
WESTLAKE VILLAGE, Calif. – Guitar Center announced a new policy this morning mandating five-day waiting periods for anyone wishing to buy a ukulele, effective immediately.…
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Renowned MIT physicist Lawrence Gordon inspired the scientific world early last week when he nearly retrieved a pick out of his acoustic…
NEW YORK — Andrew “W.K.” Wilkes-Krier will run for the U.S. presidency in 2020 as a representative of all parties, his campaign strategist confirmed earlier…
ARLINGTON, Texas – Americans across the entire political spectrum were furious today as Cowboys owner Jerry Jones rolled up the American flag and sucked on…
I’m sick and tired of hearing all these bullshit arguments against the removal of confederate monuments in our country. Whether you’re a white nationalist, a…
ATLANTA — Equifax social media intern Carly Donovan has “no chance of meme-ing her way out” of the credit reporting giant’s massive security breach, sources…
WINNIPEG, Manitoba — Canadian political-punk band Propagandhi released their seventh studio album this week with Victory Lap, which features 16 pages of footnotes with each…
PYONGYANG, North Korea — Activist organization Food Not Bombs dropped a 10,000 pound burrito on a strategic military base in North Korea, Defense Department officials…
LONDON — David Bowie stunned millions of fans yesterday, emerging from the tomb in seemingly peak physical condition and ending his “Celebrity Who Died in…
NEW YORK — Up-and-coming DJ Jeremy Meyers made history last week as the first Juilliard graduate with a concentration on air horn, a passion his…
WAKEFIELD, R.I. — Musician Ted Leo was forced to drop his backing band, the Pharmacists, for his new album The Hanged Man due to a…
CINCINNATI — Metalcore stalwarts Agony of Death are closing in on a band agreement that could lead to their first foray into SoundCloud rap, according…
WASHINGTON — The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea heightened global tensions last week with an attempt to launch yet another music streaming service, according to…
BRIGHTON, U.K.— While streaming a heated match of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, YouTube celebrity PewDiePie, in a fit of rage over being killed, impulsively put on an…