CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski used an entire three-pack of lint rollers in just five days, according to sources within the macabre woman’s…
The Hard Times interviews one of the headliners of Forecastle Festival.
MERRICK, N.Y. — Seminal emo/indie rockers Brand New are hard at work writing the soundtrack of your drunken, late-night phone call to your high school…
WASHINGTON — U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Durkin “came out of nowhere” and denied President Trump’s easy lay-up during a shoot-around on the White House…
CALGARY, Alta. — Just months before her scheduled appearance at High and Low Festival singer-songwriter Sara Quin, of famed indie pop duo Tegan and Sara,…
RAQQA, Syria — ISIS claimed responsibility this morning for a graphic video documenting the beheading of late-night talk-show host Jimmy Fallon, in which the television…
It’s 2017 and I’m trying my best to be woke, but I’ll be honest it’s hard for a guy like me to keep up with…
CHICAGO — R. Kelly responded to allegations that he is keeping young women in a sex cult today by insisting, through lawyers, that his history…
BOSTON — Boston hardcore legend Tommy “Crowbar” McGovern, previously known for beating up strangers for no reason, is now assaulting people he believes are racist,…
Let’s face it: the terrorists are winning. Every time I open Twitter or refresh my inbox, there seems to be a fresh tragedy, news of…
Ugh. My calculus professor refuses to stop lecturing me. Whether it’s in class, lab, or even a variety of private office hours — this guy…
BERLIN — Skeptical parents everywhere were vindicated last week when slow growth and staff cuts at international music startup SoundCloud proved that even well-funded tech…
SALT LAKE CITY — Self-identified punk Alexandra Fairuz discovered earlier today, via a search of her surname on Ancestry.com, that she descends from a long…
SAN DIEGO — Completely unknown punk band the Ass Blasters ended their underwhelming 30-year career to absolutely no fanfare, according to venue and bar staff…