Willimantic, Conn. — Local man Robby Walsh experienced an unprecedented medical emergency when he passed out from vigorously crossing his arms during the set of…
GARY, Ind. – Devin Michaels, the lead guitarist and vocalist of popular emo revival group Principle Feelings, incurred the wrath of fans after he slipped…
Strung Out revolutionized punk music by being talented. Metal-infused skate punk with a hint of thrash has never been this technically proficient. The solos per…
NEW YORK – Employees of boutique consulting firm PayIt were shocked today when Bret Michaels showed up demanding an interview in response to their job…
It’s hard to find a reliable roommate who pays rent on time, cleans up after themselves, and doesn’t take a dump in the kitchen sink…
EUGENE, Ore. — Local black metal-themed book club Readers Morgul recently started their twelfth re-read of J.R.R. Tolkien’s classic “The Lord of the Rings,” sources…
ANNAPOLIS, Md. — Confused members of touring space-metal band Stratizzfear are reportedly still reeling after playing an advertised “all ages” show to just a 91-year-old…
DEARBORN, Mich. — Working class icon and rockstar Bruce Springsteen recently penned a ballad about a fictional character who is proud of his job despite…
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Recently discovered diaries from the late country music legend Johnny Cash show he was first hoping to record a rendition of Nine…
ANTIGO, Wisc. — Courteous 6’3” man Chris Haller offered to narrate the action happening on stage at a local Wet Nips show to 4’11” woman…
NEW YORK — Heavy metal outfit Awakened Flesh, vocal critics of arena rock band Ghost both in person and on social media, is said to…
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — Local show-goer and humanitarian Eric Stevenson displayed a level of altruism never before seen at a punk show when he bought merchandise…
YUMA, Ariz. — Local mathcore drummer Elmore Verrichek is exceedingly humiliated at his inability to master the rhythms of an arcade whack-a-mole machine, sources confirmed…
LOS ANGELES — Bad Religion frontman and former atheist Greg Graffin promised God that he would change his band’s name to Good Religion if his…
NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. – Fleet Foxes frontman Robin Pecknold is leaning into his band’s soothing, homespun charm for their ongoing Summer 2023 Tour by requesting…