FORT COLLINS, Colo. — Tortured Metaphor merch guy and badass road-warrior Todd Sanderson was quite clear last night that he has no authority whatsoever to…
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A chaotic brawl broke out at this weekend’s River Rage Rampage music festival, when fans of popular jam band Phish clashed with…
BARRE, Vt. — The small, tight-knit Barre hardcore community announced last week the arrival of the first openly gay member of their underground music scene,…
TEMPE, Ariz. — Members of the Tempe punk music scene attempted an ill-advised DIY blood drive last night, accidentally killing four beloved scene veterans, shocked…
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — Detroit hardcore band Strength of Olympus implemented a new space and cost-saving measure during their most recent tour, printing just one…
I woke up today and saw pictures from last night of your shitty band playing at a shitty venue in front of a small, shitty…
TOLEDO, Ohio — Members of local punk band John Wayne Brady are growing concerned that the producer hired to record their debut album isn’t using…
DENVER — 32-year-old ska fan and newest hire at Shimmy’s Diner Annie Mugg was delighted to have a family of diners ask her again about…
BUFFALO — Local stagehand Verne Smalls “took things a little too far” last night with the flashlight he held in his mouth while assisting with…
I don’t always think things through. When I made the decision to attend this show at a tiny, overcrowded venue with no ventilation I thought…
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that 90 percent of new songs are not attempts at a legitimate musical work, but actually…
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — Local punk Kenny Holmes offered to introduce Fannie Lane, the singer of Fannie and the Road Bandits, to her fellow members of…
NEW YORK — Slam-dance amateur Conroy Walker somehow finished in last place in the pit at a Sick of it All show last Friday night,…
Uh oh guys, looks like dad’s had it up to here with our youthful, early 2000s pop-punk hi-jinks. Look at this freaking guy. Just glaring…
LOS ANGELES — Foo Fighters fans expecting to see the group’s individual members play a concert last night were instead greeted by a single, formless,…