SAN DIEGO, Calif. – Tom Delonge, a founding member of Blink-182, has announced plans to debut a new batshit crazy, logic-defying UFO theory on the…
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A local researcher with a self-proclaimed “vast, encyclopedic knowledge of punk rock” claims to have unearthed definitive evidence that music isn’t…
PITTSBURGH, PA – The Steel City Bruisers, a local hardcore crew and newcomers to the world of organized dance, upset the heavily favored competition at…
RICHMOND, VA – Local punk John “Skeez” McGillivary was startled early Sunday morning to find his best friend, his beloved German Shepherd mix, Darby, unresponsive under…
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – The continued delay of The Winds of Winter, the sixth book in the George R.R. Martin series that inspired Game of Thrones,…
KNOXVILLE, TN – A local band is in a race against the clock to distribute flyers for their upcoming gig. The only problem: fucking nobody…
BREAKING: The beloved love-making act known as sex, widely influential on a wide variety of music genres, has been unilaterally and unconditionally canceled following reports…
LOS ANGELES – Classic rock fans worldwide were thrilled this week by the announcement that AC/DC has hired rock icon Axl Rose to take over…
CLEVELAND, Ohio. – Multiple sources confirm Wesley Sandwater, owner of Sandwich Promotions and credited with single-handedly resurrecting the Cleveland underground music scene, has been secretly…
NEW YORK – An aging Andrew W.K. declined a Facebook invite to an ‘80s-themed dance party in Australia early Monday morning, citing a need to…
CHICAGO – Zine editor Stephanie Cales officially set the eighth, and final, deliverable date for all contributing content to her first publication having previously extended submission…
MECHANICSBURG, Pa. –“It was just the next logical step in our career,” said singer Dan Chauch. “We looked at our financial records and consistent touring…
The following article is an opinion piece by Hard Times contributor Sammy Knuckles. ALBANY, NY – It’s going down tonight. Everyone can feel it. Fat…
PHOENIX, AZ – After a successful day scoring all of the limited releases he sought on Record Store Day, Brian Adamson came home to his…
SEATTLE – Jeff Greenberg was shocked to realize that lyrics he once held as “life changing” are not as profound as he had originally thought.…
