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Quiz: I Got Kermit the Frog! Which Muppet Are You Most Likely to Be Killed by in a Choke Sex Mishap?

If you're anything like us here at Hard Style you love The Muppets and have always intrinsically known that one of them would eventually accidentally murder you during sex. But which one will have that blood on their hands? Take our quiz to find out!

What is your favorite movie?
Red Dawn
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

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Wrong!

How much money do you have?
I literally do not have any money
Well over $500k

Correct!

Wrong!

What is your favorite thing to do?
Being alone with my thoughts
Some pills I found
Defending Kevin Spacey in conversation
Growing some lettuce

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Wrong!

If you were stranded on an island with one book, one album and one movie, could I come over?
Yes
No
Maybe
Hi, someone told me this quiz was secretly a way to buy weed, is that true?

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Wrong!

In your idea of a perfect utopian world, who would be the president?
A baby
My Podcast

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Wrong!

Favorite book?
I have never read a book
Fight Club

Correct!

Wrong!

Are you a fan of the Muppets?
No.
Kind of.

Correct!

Wrong!

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