ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam, won multiple matches, and garnered…
WORCESTER, Mass. — A new landmark study published today by my fiancée and son suggests a strong link between violent video games and the off…

IRS Officially Recognizes EA as Religion After Accepting Millions of Dollars From Customers on Faith
WASHINGTON — The IRS announced today, that based on a litany, video game company Electronic Arts will now be officially recognized as a religion. The…
WASHINGTON — NASA announced today the discovery of a new exoplanet that reportedly hosts at least four playable areas. This new planet, dubbed MEA-30, is…
PITTSBURGH — Sources close to local gamer Bob Polin confirmed today that the 31-year-old lacks any defining traits or pursuits to the point that his…
SEATTLE — Frustrated after her all-male XCOM 2 squad died yet again during a “Terror” mission, Salma Kurtz decided to re-imagine her squad as a…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo is preparing for the upcoming holiday season by making sure every remaining game and console are destroyed, with its critically lauded Switch…
KIRKLAND, Wash. — After embarking on several EVE Online missions, Clark Kirchner accidentally passed the Uniform Certified Public Accountant Examination, allowing him to practice accounting…
WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to give President Trump a Wiimote…
HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like a lot of fun at…
LAFFY TOWN — The Laffy Town Amusement Park is known for it’s thrilling roller coasters and family friendly atmosphere, so it was a surprise to…
BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory of modern gaming: the ability…
OSAKA, Japan — Capcom announced today that they will not be including the new character Valentina in an untitled Street Fighter game set to be…
ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks employee Herbert Naples died today after attempting to transfer Skyrim, a popular fantasy video game, onto his body, according to…













