EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a Phoenix Down to revive him.…
CITIES, Skylines — City council members approved a budget proposal today that includes funding for a massive freeway construction project which will spell out the…
EARTHREALM — Local divorcee Jon Edward Cage allegedly received an invitation to the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament held in the Outworld to determine who maintains…
BERKELEY, Calif. — As the 5th annual UC Berkeley Game Jam kicked off, members of Team Kickass came to the sudden realization that none of…
FRISCO, Texas — Gearbox Software CEO Randy Pitchford tweeted today that production for Borderlands 3 has been stopped until their design team figures out a…
NEW YORK — Rockstar Games flew Andrew Miller, who has late stage leukemia, to their offices in New York City to grant Miller his wish…
Japanese role-playing titan Square-Enix have released the long awaited Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age, a title that threatens potential buyers with “hundreds…
TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell has suffered what’s being described…
ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite marathon and “go to fucking…
Popular software distribution platform Steam has announced one of its most innovative flash sales to date. This weekend only, users will receive one American dollar…
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HAGÅTÑA, Guam — Engu Kyuwa, a Japanese soldier in the Console War, was discovered to still be fighting in Guam, refusing to believe that Sega…
Red Dead Development, a new Ken Burns documentary detailing the grueling work conditions at Rockstar during the development process of Red Dead Redemption 2. Watch an…
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way,” he would spend $60 on Rockstar’s monumental Red Dead…
Critics have gotten their hands on the second season of the highly anticipated Castlevania anime, and while reception has been mixed, there is one undeniable…














