I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I am a baby. Let’s get past that. It’s fair to wonder whether I should even be allowed…
GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones today, but was only able…
MOBILE, Ala. — Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last week’s episode in which Daenerys Targeryen suddenly…
WASHINGTON — The Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History announced this morning that they have acquired the original trap card used by Vice President Aaron…
TOKYO — Nintendo fans are once again being robbed of a true sequel to a Mario game, as the soon-to-be-released Super Mario Maker 2 appears…
LAS VEGAS — Adam Egan, a rising young star in the video game streaming world, suffered a crippling blow to his subscriber numbers after a…
BUFFALO, N.Y. — YouTuber Jimothy Faux-Machine released the first video of a new 7-part series that asks if it is possible to beat Super Mario…
TOKYO — The annual budget of Shippai Preparatory Academy has been reduced due to the school’s failure to adequately prepare students for national exams, athletic…
BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck machine, regularly engaging in “Olympic-esque…
LYON, France — Just Dance series fan, Clara Vance, reportedly danced a new Just Dance dance, according to those familiar with the situation. “I thought…
KATHMANDU, Nepal — World-renowned adventurer Jorn Aldis successfully scaled Mount Everest yesterday following a rigorous multi-month climb that saw him slowly jump up the side…
Coming out to your family as transgender can be a challenge for anyone, but when Maxine Hart decided to tell her parents that she was…
MONTREAL — Popular pornagraphic video sharing website Pornhub announced today the release of a new “Light Mode” which would feature a white-themed user interface for…
BURBANK, Calif. — Legendary Pictures unveiled their plans for a full Pokémon Cinematic Universe, which will build up to an ambitious crossover film that weaves…
BROOKLYN — After getting out of an early showing Thursday, Pokémon fanatic Daniel Plumeri raved about how much he loved Pokémon: Detective Pikachu and how…














