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Wow, a heartbreaking story just got a whole lot more heartbreaking. As you may know, only days ago, Telltale Games announced to unsuspecting employees that…
BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to Avengers: Infinity War will contain…
AUGUSTA, Maine — Local nerd Martin Beauchamp announced to fellow members of the online involuntarily celibate, also known as “incel,” community that he had purchased…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that their recently launched online service now includes yet another contingency: Switch owners will be required to call Reggie Fils-Aimé,…
ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went missing right before the unrelated…
Sony’s announcement that they are releasing a PlayStation Classic system on December 3rd is already making waves online among the gaming community. A word of…
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has completely sold out of the…
TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick recently expressed his opinion that there’s “absolutely no way” the wildly popular PS4 Spider-Man game that he can’t…
Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4, a fantastic game that falls…
SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Pastor Paul Michaels of the Cornerstone Church announced today that he is currently on the verge of figuring out a solid…
Sources have confirmed that the upcoming God of War: Christianity DLC will only have one boss, a move that many see as continuing a trend of studios…
SANTA ANA, Calif. — The latest update to RPG Maker MV will improve the title by quietly deleting it for users a week after installation,…














