TOLEDO, Ohio — Clad in Link’s signature green tunic, a hand stitched hat, and prosthetic elf ears, eight-year-old Thomas McConnell has suffered what’s being described…
ELM STREET — Serial killer Freddy Krueger has waited thirty hours for local teenager Michael Thompson to end his Fortnite marathon and “go to fucking…
Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…
Popular software distribution platform Steam has announced one of its most innovative flash sales to date. This weekend only, users will receive one American dollar…
LOS ANGELES — Several months after revealing that filmmaker Neill Blomkamp was working on a reboot of RoboCop to be released next year, MGM Studios…
Hello everyone, and welcome to Hard Drive, Version 1.4.0.! First of all, we would like to thank everyone for enjoying Hard Drive since its initial…
HAGÅTÑA, Guam — Engu Kyuwa, a Japanese soldier in the Console War, was discovered to still be fighting in Guam, refusing to believe that Sega…
Red Dead Development, a new Ken Burns documentary detailing the grueling work conditions at Rockstar during the development process of Red Dead Redemption 2. Watch an…
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Critics have gotten their hands on the second season of the highly anticipated Castlevania anime, and while reception has been mixed, there is one undeniable…
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet in No Man’s Sky after…
GLENSIDE, Penn. — Gaming site Newgrounds has announced the Newgrounds Classic Mini, a console that features a collection of 40 of the website’s signature Flash-based…

Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production
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AKRON, Ohio — Due to a recent Injustice 2 patch, famed Batman foil the Joker, who’s ranged attack pulls out a fucking 9mm pistol and…













