SAN FRANCISCO — The Facebook algorithm informed a terrorist yesterday that his video of a horrific mass shooting that murdered forty-nine Muslims in New Zealand…
ERIE, Pa. — Local activist Mac Henderson staged an event to honor Spore, the 2008 life simulator from Maxis, for being first piece of art…
ST. CLAIR, Pa. — Eyewitness reports allege that a local NVIDIA 960 model graphics card has been seen delivering food to suburban homes this week…
KYOTO, Japan — Onlookers audibly gasped, whispered with excitement, and began to raise their voices in prayer as purple smoke rising from the Nintendo headquarters…
DISTANT PLANET — At this week’s mass funeral of some 614 Pikmin, Captain Olimar of the Hocotate Freight Corporation came to the saddening realization that…
YOKOHAMA, Japan — A new entry in the BlazBlue fighting game series, BlazBlue: Consequence Edict, will introduce four new characters and a record-breaking seven new…
LOS ANGELES — It has come to light that USC’s Overwatch team is made up entirely of the children of celebrities following the bombshell revelation…
NEW YORK — Presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren invited press today to watch her enter into an Animus provided by Abstergo Industries so that she could…
1 – Stan Lee was rehearsing his lines from the movie Mallrats Are you fucking kidding me with this?! You claim to be a comic…
SIOUX FALLS — Indie battle royale Fear the Wolves was reportedly heartbroken after it realized you were only playing for the free trial weekend. “I…
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — According to eyewitness accounts at McCallister Middle School yesterday afternoon, middle school student Tommy Parker was arrested after he tried to do…
TWYCROSS, U.K. — The latest patch notes for Sea of Thieves are available this week, featuring details about weapon rebalancing, stability improvements, and the ongoing…
MONTREAL — Brian Jackson, a new Ubisoft employee, was spotted scaling the outside of the company’s building as part of his first day orientation. “Once…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Rising rents in the Manhattan neighborhood of Hell’s Kitchen have forced the vigilante known as Daredevil to relocate to the much more…














