GOTHAM — The Caped Crusader has once again successfully interpreted The Riddler’s esoteric clues and thwarted his latest caper, a stand up comedy set at…
BURBANK, Calif. — A recent leak of production assets from Avengers: Endgame revealed an unused post-credits scene in which Capcom characters assemble and beat the…
RENTON, Wash. — YouTube video essayist Rob Meyers, who has garnered thousands of views on his videos about film, television, and video games, took a…
UNITED STATES — Following the series finale of HBO’s massively successful series, parents around the nation are feeling remorse and humiliation after naming their children…
LOS ANGELES — Fearful sources from inside the production team at the podcast The Joe Rogan Experience are becoming increasingly worried at the possibility of…
Greetings, humans and other sentient creatures of Earth. It is I, Optimus Prime, leader of the heroic Autobots and sworn protector of your planet. Defending…
BELFAST, Ireland – Players of a local fantasy role-playing game expressed relief and exhaustion today after completing their campaign, ending a three-year run without a…
NEW YORK — As HBO’s hit show Game of Thrones comes to a conclusion, fans are preparing for the grand finale, featuring one last all-out…
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — 37-year-old man Kris Lusk is still angry about the Twilight series of films, which ended seven years ago and was intended to…
DALLAS — Content creator David Patterson, otherwise known as “SuperVGMan64” on YouTube, is under fire for sending predatory texts and DMs to minors in his…
I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I am a baby. Let’s get past that. It’s fair to wonder whether I should even be allowed…
GHENT, Belgium — Notably awful hacker Nicolas Peeters successfully leaked an episode of the hit HBO show Game of Thrones today, but was only able…
MOBILE, Ala. — Local Game of Thrones fan Lauren Jacobs was reportedly vocal about her distaste for last week’s episode in which Daenerys Targeryen suddenly…
TOKYO — The annual budget of Shippai Preparatory Academy has been reduced due to the school’s failure to adequately prepare students for national exams, athletic…
BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck machine, regularly engaging in “Olympic-esque…
