As a Socialist, I fucking love the library. Forget Starbucks because the library is the last REAL third space in the capitalist wasteland of Lafayette,…
Funny how time works. One day we’re living in the ‘90s wearing high-waisted dad jeans, watching ‘Seinfeld,’ and talking about ‘The Matrix.’ Then all of…
I’ve been lucky enough to meet quite a few famous people, but I gotta tell ya: Armie Hammer is the nicest celebrity I’ve ever met!…
Coward Hour is the least-informed podcast in America. Each week, leading cowards/disgraced comedians Brendan Krick & Nik Oldershaw spiral on mic, commit gaffes, and descend…
WASHINGTON — Notable Alzheimer’s awareness organization Sundown Movement officially endorsed former Vice President and Democratic nominee Joe Biden this morning, stating the candidate “exemplifies their…
No matter how many gallons of twenty-somethings’ blood we inject, everybody still gets old and shitty. That goes double for so-called “classic songs.” Just because…
Phoenix residents young and old have been flocking to the newly-opened Bayview Skatepark to put wheels on fresh concrete, slide down rails, and purchase dank-ass…
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu ace Donovan Pelletier showed off an uncanny ability to get knocked completely unconscious in his MMA debut after failing to drag the fight…
Local mother Janet Cobb asked her adult son Robert if The Rock still wrestles while he watched this week’s WWE Monday Night Raw. Robert Cobb…
In addition to the $25 million purse, UFC President Dana White offered Floyd Mayweather Jr. a free Month of UFC Fight Pass in hopes of…
Semi-retired professional wrestler Scott Norton has started a new business venture in which he powerslams personal computers to remove harmful viruses and malware. Response to…
In an unprecedented move, the UFC has started handing out official interim titles to all ticket holders at Fight Night and Pay-Per-View events. The belts were…
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady addressed the media ahead of Super Bowl 51, describing the event as the Wrestlemania of the NFL. The biggest…
A group of local skaters was shocked last Tuesday when marketing junior associate Devon Laramie asked to borrow a skateboard while wearing a suit and…
Wrestling fans on the TopRopeStraightDope.com message board popped hard when notorious heel DMPunk was finally DQ’d by babyface moderator MachoMensch3 last weekend. “I never thought…