FOLSOM, Calif. — Local girlfriend Jenna Hurewicz has severely over-inflated the confidence of her significant other Tommy Ganshirt with constant praise and encouragement, according to…
SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — In an act of true Internet politeness, the “extremely considerate” Chris Kasey shared a friend’s hard-hitting status on Facebook this morning only…
It’s that time of year again. Time to open up Instagram and see what all of your friends are dressing up as for Halloween. We…
It feels like it’s been awhile since we all had an opportunity to be mad at someone. My Facebook feed has been so boring recently.…
CALGARY — Anna Kempny purchased a variety of oversized mason jars late last week at a nearby Bed Bath & Beyond to better organize a…
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A subtle change in barista Jason Rodriguez’s latte art since the Fall equinox is causing growing concern amongst patrons of Marble Coffee…
The hard rockers in the band Icarus Hearts recently went through an inspiring weight loss transformation when they lost 165 pounds by kicking out their…
NEW YORK — One commuter’s choice of an organic deodorant last week subjected a crowded, rush-hour subway train to “inhumane” conditions, according to the World…
You know how you can’t mosh as long as you used to or liked a new band in years? Well, we hate to break it to…
Today is Edge Day. And on this day, of all days, where do I find myself? Smothered in bubble wrap and stuffed into a dark,…
NEW YORK — America Online, celebrating the 20th anniversary of its 1996 promotional CD-ROM, announced plans today to reissue the classic 50 Hours Free! promo…
PORTLAND, Ore. — David Hendershot, the friend who has bragged about his homemade kombucha for the past three months, finally figured out the perfect gift…
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Two roommates teamed up late last week to give their apartment a long-overdue cleaning, a source reports, with you covering “pretty much…
We all know the saying: What goes around, comes around. Well, now Ashton Kutcher knows how that phrase came to be. According to various media…
GREENSBORO, N.C. – The parents of local punk Karla Marsh were reportedly concerned by her straight edge boyfriend’s refusal to join them in having a…
