9 Reasons Why “Armageddon” Is The Only Good Movie In Criterion’s Pussified Collection

Listen up, cinephiles: you need to stop buying Criterion Collection movies. It’s nothing but a bunch of overpriced, pussified indie-foreign garbage. I would know, homie: … Continue reading 9 Reasons Why “Armageddon” Is The Only Good Movie In Criterion’s Pussified Collection