The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and very much unlike you, this…
SAN FRANCISCO — A recent issue of the webcomic Tell Me Shy drew praise from members of the introvert community, who applauded the author’s fearlessness…
STYX — Recently deceased billionaire and libertarian political donor David H. Koch was reportedly still camped on the edge of the river Styx this morning,…
SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos…
NEW YORK — Fans and performers at the Comedy Cellar last night reportedly kept their distance from comedy newcomer Kirby, following an altercation in which…
Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free education, and to see how…
KYOTO — Nintendo has announced a new DLC coming to Super Mario Maker 2 later this year, bringing a new set of assets, tools, and…
Tropical Waluigi said he would meet me in the hotel lobby. He did not, however, specify a time. So I decided he would understand if…
I have met exactly one person at E3 that I like. Standing at the door to the newsroom there is an old man wearing a…
I checked into the hotel next to the Los Angeles Convention Center last night around ten. The next morning was the start of E3, my…
CUPERTINO, Calif. — During his WWDC keynote speech this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the iLadder, a new product designed to allow customers of…
LOS ANGELES — Professional gamer and Fortnite streamer Turner “Tfue” Tenney has escalated his lawsuit against professional esports organization FaZe Clan, posting a YouTube video…
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Captain PixieHoof, set to become the first member of the furry subculture to ever compete in the Kentucky Derby, was placed at…
STARDEW VALLEY — Local resident and gadget builder Maru has reportedly begun to feel a new sense of intimacy toward the young man who has…
MILWAUKEE — Local podcast fan and habitual cannabis user Harry Blinker announced this morning that he does not smoke too much marijuana, insisting that he…
