I’ve really been missing hangouts with my best friend ever since she had her baby. It’s been nearly impossible for us to find time to…
NEW YORK — Attendees of a recent show by garage punk band, The Dooley’s, were reportedly infuriated that the ‘selfish pricks’ had the audacity to…
Wow! You put so much time, effort, and thought into this card. The problem is, that’s all you put into it. Normally I would just…
BATON ROUGE, La. — Wedding guest Jennie Fultz committed a major fashion faux pas last weekend by wearing a black dress and smokey eye shadow…
ATLANTA — Netflix subscriber Christina Hyeon’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt marathon was interrupted last night by a message announcing that the service “doesn’t give a fuck…
Yeah, I hear what you’re saying about the awful car wreck you got into this morning. Whatever it was you were telling me about that,…
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — While the rest of the world is out buying presents for loved ones this holiday season, local man Benjamin Edwards is…