LOS ANGELES — New York hardcore band H2O surprised fans with their lyrical growth and maturity with a new song about what it was like…
America is going to hell in a hand-basket, and not in a good way. These kids today don’t care about anything except Tiktok, Fortnite, and…
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Prominent documentary talking head Gareth “Rubber Duck” Wayne is repeatedly reminding everyone that, at the point of the story he is…
NEW YORK — New York hardcore scene veteran Lance Bianchi continues to assert that the quality of drinking water is one of the key elements…
FORT WAYNE, Ind. — A vintage Pac-Man arcade cabinet belonging to area laundromat Sudsy’s Soak ‘n Scrub is reportedly the establishment’s most technologically advanced piece…
WASHINGTON — President-elect Joe Biden and his administration offered pizza today to any citizens willing to help move some boxes out of the White House…
PHOENIX — Local girlfriend Marissa Andrews is reportedly unaware that the playlist her boyfriend put on during sex last week was just a 2-hour YouTube…
SAN DIEGO – Several passersby were bewildered yesterday by what must have been a steampunk of some sort, quietly reading a print newspaper by himself…
PHILADELPHIA — Residents of the local punk house known as “The Egg” are leaving Facebook for an “old school” approach to web browsing: directly typing…
OK listen up: I’ve been going to hardcore shows since before you were in diapers. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that if…
BOSTON – Legendary hardcore band Tie My Hands took to their official Facebook page yesterday to announce the release of a new album later this month, a move…
NEW YORK – Friends and family were reportedly caught by surprise when Cro-Mags frontman John Joseph announced his engagement to a large pile of assorted…
LOS ANGELES — New York native and recently unfrozen caveman, from the Homo Elitus subspecies known simply as Ugg, admitted to missing the way the scene used…
BRAINTREE, Mass. – Spring has arrived, and that means it’s time for semi-popular 1980s hardcore band Reagan’s Commandos to pile into the van and hit…
AUSTIN, Texas – A Southside man has loudly declared his intentions to not have any fun at tonight’s Krum Bums show. Derek Miller, 47, has successfully…