The origins of Dio can be traced back to of all things a mixing disagreement for a live album. Band namesake Ronnie James Dio and…
Oh, You’re a Metalhead? Name Three Metal Bands You Fucking Hate With Every Ounce of Your Being
Ha, I remember when I wore my first band shirt. I bet you just love Venom and think they’re the greatest NWOBHM band to come…
Every Strung Out Album Ranked From Worst to Best
Strung Out revolutionized punk music by being talented. Metal-infused skate punk with a hint of thrash has never been this technically proficient. The solos per…
NEW YORK — Heavy metal outfit Awakened Flesh, vocal critics of arena rock band Ghost both in person and on social media, is said to…
Every Isis Album Ranked Worst to Best
Isis, perhaps better known as “Isis + Band” when you Google them now because of that other unfortunately-named group, released 5 post-metal auditory journeys that…
President of Pantera Fan Club Referred to as “Grand Wizard”
ARLINGTON, Texas — The fan club for popular heavy metal band Pantera reportedly uses the same title for its president as the leader of the…
20 Albums That Your Parents Hated So Much They Wished You Were Never Born That Turn 20 This Year
You remember 2003, don’t ya? Sure you do. September 11th was still fresh in everyone’s minds, the Devils won the Stanley Cup, you and your…
The year is 1974. Your band Van Halen is starting to get a little bit of buzz around Pasadena and the surrounding areas of Los…
Man Still Adamant “Talk Dirty to Me” is a Masterpiece Even After Hour 7 of Being Tortured by Pitchfork Editors
RENO, Nev. – Local music fan Roger Dalton remains steadfast in his opinion that Poison’s seminal hit “Talk Dirty to Me” is a “fucking jam”…
Every Exodus Album Ranked
Fans of Exodus will angrily, and physically, fight the fact that this band belongs in the Big 4 of heavy metal next to Slayer, Anthrax,…
Metalhead Plays it Safe by Wearing That One Johnny Cash Shirt He Owns While Visiting In-Law’s
FREDONIA, N.Y. — Local metalhead Sam Barnhill decided it would probably be a good call to wear his lone Johnny Cash t-shirt to his in-law’s…
Metal Injection Office Installs Big Red Phone That Rings Whenever Footage of Vince Neil Singing Like Shit Surfaces
NEW YORK. – The Metal Injection offices recently installed a giant red phone designed to alert staff members to any new videos of Motley Crüe…
These 20 Metal Albums Turn 40 This Year, So If You Can Remember When They Were Released You Need to Schedule A Colonoscopy
1983 was a monster year for heavy metal. It’s arguably the most important year for the entire genre. Why? Mainly because of the fact it’s…
Every Mastodon Album Ranked
The members of Mastodon look like they smell pretty bad. In the world of sludgy prog metal, this is a good thing. You don’t want…
LOS ANGELES — Cult film director Gustav Heinrik’s latest project “Black Sabbath: Go Heavy or Go Home” shines new light on the idea that the…