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A good viral video is like a short story. When an underdog rises to the occasion, takes on […]
SAN FRANCISCO — A confused stoner participated in a sleep-study program last week, despite falsely believing the nocturnal […]
RIVERBANK, Calif. — Meshuggah’s latest album The Violent Sleep Of Reason is riddled with hidden Morse code distress […]
WASHINGTON — President Trump signed a new executive order earlier today, banning Foreigner from the United States, White […]
TRONDHEIM, Norway — Norwegian customs officials detained U.S. black metal band VVulfblud during their Scandinavian tour for not […]
BALTIMORE — Promoters of the Dollops of Doom festival canceled the three-day music event at the last minute […]
ORLANDO, Fla. — Part-time Arby’s fry cook Marty Pitts recently asked coworker Clint Kettering if fronting local metal […]
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local black metal band Decapitated Forest tactfully asked recently widowed Jolene Watkins Thursday evening if […]
TAMPA, Fla. — Death-metal band Cannibal Corpse and pop singer Nicki Minaj are working on a surprising collaboration […]
ELGIN, Ill. — Arthur McInerney, lead guitarist for the technical death metal band Magmarok, passed away Thursday following […]
SHREVEPORT, La. — Goat Cadaver frontman and lyricist Jake Reid reportedly hit a wall in his songwriting process […]
SHAMROCK, Texas — The lack of fair use photos of mutilated babies has left local grindcore band Rectal […]
TACOMA, Wash. — Local ambient musician Kim Pruden can’t decide if she should play the next note of […]
If you’re like me, you’re always looking for that perfect pre-show meal. The kind of order that says, […]
BOSTON — Local metalhead Timothy Bogart’s planned early arrival at the airport was derailed last week when he […]
DALLAS — Death metal band Moruthal experienced record-low turnouts for their show last Friday night after accidentally printing […]
ANCHORAGE, Alaska — West Anchorage High School student Bobby Logan, known locally as “that kid in the Carcass […]
LOS ANGELES — Concertgoers at the Lovecraft Bar experienced complete, crushing disappointment late last night, when they heard […]
LOMBARD, Ill. — Panic and confusion set in at the AutoZone off of Main St. on Wednesday, when […]
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Industrial rock legend Marilyn Manson had a previously removed pair of his ribs successfully reattached […]
NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Rutgers University sophomore Mike Holloway declared today that he “doesn’t believe in Godsmack,” calling […]
PORTLAND, Ore. — Sarah Walker, girlfriend of Corpse Crawl drummer Steve Schultz, traded phone numbers with the girlfriends […]
DENVER — Avid guitarwatchers gathered earlier today at Sloan’s Lake Park to watch the last flock of Gibson […]
SIBERIA — Musicologists on an expedition to capture field recordings of shamanic doom metal bands in Siberia have […]
NEW YORK — After over a decade of predictably attractive, slightly edgy white men claiming the top spot, […]
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. — Fans and critics alike say stoner metal band Wand Luthier has redefined the genre […]
CHICAGO – After decades as giants of the heavy metal genre, the popular band Disturbed entered an immediate, […]
Örnsköldsvik, Sweden — Metalhead Scott Armstrong hoarded his savings for nearly two years to take a pilgrimage to […]
ELON, N.C. — Christian metal band Bless The Martyr came under fire last week over a flyer for […]
SEATTLE — A mad bomber wired local speed metal band Adrenaline Enema to explode if they play at […]
16 years after the landmark lawsuit Metallica v. Napster, Inc., it looks like the thrash metal giant is […]
NEW ORLEANS — Drone metal act hur’Q took time during their performance Friday night to honor Chris Slade, […]