BREAKING: Trump Nervous About First IRL Meeting With Internet Friend

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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump was seen anxiously wringing his hands in the Oval Office for several hours after accepting an invitation for an “IRL” meet-up with longtime social media friend and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un yesterday afternoon, White House aides confirmed.

“I can’t believe this is actually happening,” Trump said. “We’ve had a lot of fun joking with each other over Twitter the past couple years. One time I called him ‘little rocket man,’ and then he called me his daughter or whatever Chinese shit… it’s been great LOL.”

“But it’s totally different meeting somebody in person,” he added. “I really don’t know him much at all — what if he ends up being a total creeper?”

At press time, Trump was seen running down across Entrance Hall to stop and ask staffers if a red tie seemed “too bold” even though the blue one “doesn’t really make my eyes pop.”

This is a breaking news story. More updates to follow.

Article by Drew Goter.