Insane Clown Posse March Boycotted By Intersectional Juggalos

WASHINGTON — The Insane Clown Posse’s planned march on Washington D.C. to protest the federal classification of “Juggalos” as a gang was boycotted by intersectional Juggalos “gross lack of representation of disenfranchised Juggalos,” according to official sources.

“This is about more than the common Juggalo issues, like gang declassification, legalizing recreational nitrous, and keeping schools out of our neighborhoods,” Erin “Hatchet Psycho-Killa” Swann, one of the boycott’s organizers, said between hits of PCP-flavored vape. “What about groups like the Detroit Juggalos, looking for work after the JNCO factory closed? Parachute pants and chain wallets are all that’s holding up the Juggalo economy. Also, drugs.”

Representatives from the infamous 2011 Juggalo sit-in, “Occupy (My) Ballz Street,” touched on the importance of socialized public policies within the Juggalo lifestyle.

“It’s about equal rights for all,” said Betsy “Murdah-Vomit-Killah-Faygo-Whoopwhoop-696969” Greenfield. “I’m talking, clean drinking Faygo out of every faucet. Equal opportunity hiring practices for those with facial tattoos. More rap-metal representation in media. The list goes on.”

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Fundraising from both events will largely go to Plizzanned Parent-Whoop, an organization that provides basic Juggalo necessities, including free access to face paint and classes for baby-proofing Insane Clown Posse merchandise collections.

The Insane Clown Posse themselves weighed in on the plans for the march and subsequent boycott.

“We want to reiterate that this is not a party,” Violent J said. “This is a political demonstration. So if you’re serious about our cause, make a sign, show up early, hit up a face painting station—refreshments are in the back—and Vanilla Ice will be performing on the Wicked Clown stage at 3 p.m.”

“If you do not have a VIP wristband, you will not have access to the DJ booth,” added Shaggy 2 Dope. “But there will be raffles for VIP passes and other fun prizes every hour.”

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Article by Eric Navarro @EricTries2Hard. Photo by Shelby Kettrick @ShelbyShootsStuff.

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