I Smoked Crack for This Article and Forgot to Take Notes!

Oh shit you guys, this is not good.  I’m fucked. I pitched this article where I would smoke crack and write all about what happened, but I just woke up three days later and everything is weird and I smoked all the crack and I didn’t write a fucking thing down!

I can’t even find a pen in my apartment. Or my furniture. What the fuck?

I thought my article would start with a trip to the seedy underbelly of the city, where I’d mix it up with some users and listen to their heartbreaking stories. But before I left to the other side of town I was telling my neighbor about my assignment and it turns out he smokes crack. Isn’t that unique and totally taboo? He even said he’d sell me a little bit.

So that was definitely cool, but it totally fucked up the beginning of my article. If we’re being honest though, I was pretty glad I didn’t have to go to the scary part of town. I didn’t need to see how drug addicts live just to enjoy some crack right? Of course not.  Bring on the crack. Where the fuck is my furniture?

I guess the last thing I remember was getting ready to smoke the crack. I gave my neighbor $200 and he gave me what he described as a “small rock.” He told me I should smoke the whole thing, so that’s what I did. He even offered to stop by with more later and said I’d better leave him my apartment key just in case I was sleeping when he came back. That guy must really know a lot about crack because after smoking one little rock I was knocked the fuck out.

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So now it’s a few days later, I’m on a deadline. I’m sleepy and have a headache and I’m starting to realize what happened. But I still don’t have enough to write an article about. What do I do? I don’t even have any insights or anything. Maybe a headline like “We Smoked Some Sort of Drug Our Neighbor Gave Us And Got Robbed Blind” would work? Or “We Smoked Crack And Lost Everything We Own.”

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Article by Mark Roebuck @mark_roebuck

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