Mystery Science Theater 3000 is remembered as a source of laughs, Thanksgiving day bonding, and of course, background noise to tender, yet carnal, love making.
4. Pod People (Season 3 Episode 3)
Say what you will about Mike Nelson’s run being sexier, but it was creator Joel Hodgson’s hosting era that saw the show at its most intimate and erotic. This one is so sexually charged you’ll be lucky if you make it past the invention exchange before the two (or more) of you are going at it like mads.
3. Space Mutiny (Season 8 Episode 20)
Featuring Big McLargeHuge, Dirk Hardpec, Punch RockGroin, Fist RockBone AND a sex Grandma! Need We Say more? Give in to the siren song of the Valerians and throw away societies prude and limiting notions of sexuality.
2. Manos The Hands of Fate (Season 5 Episode 24)
I hope you’re ready to get wild, because Frank pushes ALL the right buttons on this one. Goatman slavery, child brides, and blatant s&m undertones? This isn’t an episode to share with that special someone; this is an episode for that someone you picked up at the bar whose name you don’t even know.
1. Diabolik (Season 11 Episode 13)
All we have to say is this one has anti-government bank robbers fucking on a big pile of money. If you can’t get hot for this, check your pulse! Easy number 1.
Mitchell (Season 6 Episode 12)
Sure, this iconic episode is funny with top-notch riffing that sent Joel off on a hilarious high note, but it does fall short in one department. We’re of course talking about the fucking department. Seriously, it’s like they weren’t even TRYING to be sexy with this one. Close but no cigar, boys.
Zombie Nightmare (Season 6 Episode 4)
For an episode that features Adam West and zombie teenagers it sure fails to get things moving in the bedroom. Hey brain guy, beam up some more sexy into this one, would ya?
Well, you know what they say, fucking to the worst MST3k is better than fucking to no MST3k at all. And with Jonah Ray taking over the Satellite of Love you can be sure that hours of hilarious new riffing and sexual exploration are just around the corner.
Do you have a favorite episode of MST3k to fuck to? Let us know in the comments below.
Article written by Dan Rice @DanRiceComedy
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